| and you've been wondering.
the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
DR. PHIL:
The problem we
have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal
with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the
problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him
realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well,
I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants
to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We
don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although
I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was
the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No
one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did
the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because
the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why
they call it the 'other side'. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'.
That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In
my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't
that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced
a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long
dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I
have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
........ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
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| so i just did what i usually do.
delete all my entries. Yes, i have a habbit of doing that for some odd reason..
just don't want to be reminded of the past, i reckon? lol
more like the ridiculous way i type.
So i've been in malaysia for a couple of weeks now, and i celebrated xmas over in england. that was much fun.
Ive been getting really sick lately, so no fun on my part..i'm rather peeved at the silly writer's strike. Because of that, we're missing out on 9 episodes gossip girl and season 2 part 2 of heroes. man, no good at all! But i have watched the first two episodes of OTH season 5. very, very sad.
yes, i should go to bed soon. :p
very soon.
xoxo
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